Einen-Idioten

Queen Of The Idiots

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Life Water by Einen-Idioten, literature

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Life Water

Global Ocean encircling the Earth, Why do We gaze upon You in fear? You were the place that gave birth to life long ago; three billion years. Your currents transfer heat from the tropics to the poles. Providing food for which We compete under all Your waves that relentlessly roll. Explorations You have impeded, With Your pressure high and water deep. But have We ever conceded to only examine You in Our sleep? As documented throughout Our history Never have We let go a mystery.

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Sometimes by Einen-Idioten, literature

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Sometimes

Sometimes, being in love is like ending up on fly paper. You get stuck, and it's hard to get off of. Other times, it sucks like a vacuum cleaner with no off switch. Sometimes, making a confession is like blinking. It's natural, and you mean what you say. Other times, it gets stuck in your throat like a banana and peanut butter sandwich. Sometimes, saying that you're sorry is like using duct tape. Although it isn't whole, you've fixed the problem. Other times, everything falls apart like a glass shattering on the floor. Sometimes, being sad is like dropping your favorite flavor ice cream cone. You lose all of that tasty treat to the

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Life Water by Einen-Idioten, literature

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Sussie by Einen-Idioten, literature

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Sussie

When Sussie first heard the term "Deal with the hand that you are dealt", Sussie no longer felt. She pushed and shoved her way through life Causing others pain and strife. After a time, Sussie met Bob; Bob was Sussie's first heartthrob. With more kisses and hugs and gropes The more they wished to elope. One night after they got married, Bob came home, drunk and scary. Bob killed Sussie that dreadful night, Now Sussie doesn't have to worry about the bed bugs' bite. Even though others suffered dear, Sussie was the victim here. Nobody understood how she felt, So she had dealed with the hand that she was dealt.

Void by Einen-Idioten, literature

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Void

I hate how I feel empty So lonely inside Lost and confused I wish to hide I seek to find some inner peace And for right now The squeaky wheel will get no grease I'm thoroughly worn In both body and mind This fabric is torn Wrinkled and lined 'Time heals wounds,' they all say Funny how the world looks In shades of gray Fake a smile And maybe some cheer Pretend for a while That I'm happy right here 'You should be happy For all that you've got' The one thing I've wanted I have it not.

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United States
Deviant for 18 years
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Current Residence: Eastern Coast of the U.S....Dela-where?
Favourite genre of music: Rock/Alternative/Heavy Metal
Wallpaper of choice: Anything Cillian Murphy related.../end being a fan girl
Favourite cartoon character: Rocko(Rocko's Modern Life), Gir(Invader Zim), Waffle(Catscratch)
Personal Quote: Excuses are like assholes, everyone's got one, and they all stink.

Favourite Visual Artist

Georgia O'Keefe

Favourite Movies

The Nightmare Before Christmas, Donnie Darko

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

So many, I can't fit them all in this teeny tiny box! Blast it all!

Favourite Writers

Shel Silverstein

Favourite Games

Too many.

Favourite Gaming Platform

PS2

Tools of the Trade

My fingers, pens, and mechanical pencils, oh my!

Other Interests

Too many to list. And to bore you with, my pretties.

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Einen-Idioten

Nov 29, 2014

It's been a while since I've been on here. Going to upload old, but new-to-you poetry. Wooooooo!

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Einen-Idioten

Sep 22, 2007

Well, I'm alive

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I haven't been around these here parts in a while, and I've got stuff to kind of spam you all with. Delightful, right? inorite.

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Einen-Idioten

Feb 4, 2007

Hullo thar.

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Deviant is trying my nerves very muchly. I've been trying to make additions onto my "scrap"(which is actually my WIP story ^-^;;), but you know what Dev does every time I go to edit said fiction??? It doesn't save it. Not even a sentence, much less a couple of paragraphs that have been typed in by yours truly. So any of you, who had been keeping an eye on my story, will have to look at a different website--something that will actually save my stuff. This website is going to be fictionpress.com , and you can find me under the pen name Das Muse (and to make your lives easier), here's a link directly to me. ---> http://www.fictionpress.com/~d